Sei Italiano se..

Everytime you ask for a very-short-Espresso abroad you find it's not short enough...a volte non sanno nemmeno cos'è un espresso..

Although you know that pizza abroad is just something different, youare still looking for it...ovvio nonostante tutti sanno che la pizza di spizzico in italia è 20 volte meglio della migliore pizzeria all'estero.

You consider weird people those who wear the jumper of their university, especially if they are inside the university...volete mettere la differenza tra una felpa con scritto Harvard e una con scritto Bicocca?

You wonder why in USA there are many so-called italian things younever saw in your entire life...non solo in USA

You know Italian cuisine is just unbeatable...be' non c'è nemmeno da chiederselo

You know Cucina Mediterrania is the healthiest...ovvio

You have tried at least once to explain to anyone the differencebetween sausage and wurstel, failing...questo è impossibile

you ask for mineral water even if you know the tap water is just as good..vero

A meal without bread is not a meal; possibly several differnt types of bread..ci mancherebbe!

You eat a sweet and small breakfast..a volte si anche se non disdegno una bella colazione pesante all'inglese

If you have breakfast in a bar, you ask for "Cappuccio e Brioche, perfavore!"..l'italiano medio si..io no!

You never have Cappuccino after 11.00 ( a.m. no need to specify! )..no comment

When you are abroad you like to list the differences with Italy..è il mio passatempo preferito

You kiss the cheeks of every girl you meet..e con gusto aggiungerei!

The best food is the food of your city..ovvio!

You don't like the italian songs that succed abroad.

You download lots of music and films from internet, and think it ismorally permitted..non solo gli italiani lo fanno!

you have read lots of books at high school. And if you din't becauseyou copied at the exams, you pretend you've read them anyway... verissimo!!!!LOL

You love Nutella...anytime...and everywhere aggiungerei

You call it Ragu', not Bolognaise!!..giusto!

when something is exagerated you say "che Americanata!", especially if it is a movie..logico!

You've always wanted the money to buy a Ferrari or a Maserati..but if you had enough money you would rather go on vacation in Brazil and never come back. be ki non vorrebbe?

You think your city is better than all the other cities in Italy..Milan l'è un gran Milan! Non c'è nemmeno da spiegare...

When you were young you used to go to the Oratorio (or know somebody who did)..si vero

You stopped going every week to the church after the Cresima..verissimo

You love the Aperitivo and call it "Happy Hour"..è fondamentale!

You miss home even if you hate it..si è comune!

you hate cold pizza..no invece mi piace

you hate pizza with Ananas (Pinapple)..oddio!!!l'ho provata x errore a oslo..stavo morendo!

you call the subway "Metro"..be non penso abbia altri nomi..:-)

At high school you did Autogestione or Occupazione (unless you went toprivate school)..basta starsene a casa!

You have a particular word to say "miss school": bigiare, zompare,balzare, marinare, bruciare, far palo...eheh vero

You think queueing in line is unefficient..si soprattutto se la coda è lunga

you never use a Taxi because it is too expensive..nettamente vero!

Your mother calls you at least three times at week (three times at daywhen you are in Italy)anche di più
You have cheated on quizzes at least a couple of times in your school life (and here there are tons of techniques that we could teach to therest of the world...)...chi io? MAI!